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✦ celebrating the power of the pussy ✦

RUN ON
PLEASURE

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THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF BY SAYING NO ✦ WTF = WINNING THE FUTURE ✦ FIND YOUR FUCK YEAH ✦ EAT SNAXXX ✦ THE COFFEE IS IMPORTANT ✦ ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE PARTY OVERLORD ✦ IT'S NOT UTER-YOU, IT'S UTER-US ✦ THIS IS YOUR LIFE, DUDE ✦ MOVING AT THE SPEED OF PUSSY ✦ THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF BY SAYING NO ✦ WTF = WINNING THE FUTURE ✦ FIND YOUR FUCK YEAH ✦ EAT SNAXXX ✦ THE COFFEE IS IMPORTANT ✦ ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE PARTY OVERLORD ✦ IT'S NOT UTER-YOU, IT'S UTER-US ✦ THIS IS YOUR LIFE, DUDE ✦ MOVING AT THE SPEED OF PUSSY ✦

✦ the wishing well ✦

WISH INTO THE YONIVERSE

Whisper your desire into the pussy portal — we'll send it up into the stars. No wish too big, too small, or too naughty.

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✦ Your wish is with the yoniverse now ✦

Want us to help it come true, kitty? The Clitorati is where wishes get whispered back to.

✦ Join the Clitorati

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The Clitorati seal — a new order of the ages is born

✦ a secret little order ✦

JOIN THE CLITORATI

A secret little order for kitties who want the good lovins without the noise. Drop into our WhatsApp circle for inspiring texts, first dibs on pop-ups & drops, and a room full of women finding their whimsy together.

The Clitorati reveals itself to those who dream, kitty. Whisper a wish into the yoniverse first — then the door opens.

✦ Make a wish first

✦ Welcome to the Clitorati, kitty ✦

A new order of the ages is born. Tap in to the WhatsApp circle — that's where the magic lives.

✦ Enter the WhatsApp circle

✦ the oracle ✦

ORACLE READINGS

Deep enough to make you cry, silly enough to make you snort your coffee. 61 characters from the fam, each one holding a truth just for you, my little kitties.

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your card awaits

✦ your card ✦

✦ Go deeper — book a reading

The deck has chosen a card just for you. Drop your email to flip it over and read what the fam has to say — plus first dibs on pop-ups, new cards & merch drops.

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✦ wear the vibe ✦

THE MERCH

Put it on your body, your car, your water bottle. Announce yourself.

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✦ the experience ✦

THE PARTIES

A roaming waffle-and-coffee cart that shows up where the joy is. Hot waffles, real coffee, a DJ, bubbles, oracle pulls, and a room full of people saying yes. We pop up at festivals, campouts, and private parties.

See where we'll be